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[WP] Why can't he be President? He was born in the USA, no criminal record, and he's well over 35 in dog years...

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[WP] Nobody ever asks anything except direct yes/no questions in all conversation. Tell me about a dinner date.

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[WP] Adam Sandler, Sylvester Stallone, and Will Smith, in their typical characters, accidentally switch movies. Tell me one or all of the resulting stories.

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[WP] They spoke our languages, and broke our codes. The only safe way to communicate was in pop culture references They wouldn't understand.

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[WP] Ever since government enforcement of corporate copyright law started using extreme force, internet piracy is just as exciting and dangerous as actual piracy ever was. Tell your high-stakes story of theft sailing dangerous torrents.

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[WP] The only sighted man in a world of the blind is also the only deaf man.

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[WP] Write the most infuriating customer service call transcript.

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[WP] Pigs have been spotted in the countryside, flying. Then, weird things start happening: everything that we said would happen 'when pigs fly.'

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[WP] Use a generic plot twist -- e.g., it was all a dream! The narrator was the killer! -- halfway through. At the end, reverse the twist in a way that makes the whole story different.

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[WP] Bring your character to a point of decision, and let us choose for him. Give us two endings, one happy, one sad, for the two possible choices.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] Why can't he be President? He was born in the USA, no criminal record, and he's well over 35 in dog years...	9
[WP] Nobody ever asks anything except direct yes/no questions in all conversation. Tell me about a dinner date.	8
[WP] Adam Sandler, Sylvester Stallone, and Will Smith, in their typical characters, accidentally switch movies. Tell me one or all of the resulting stories.	6
[WP] They spoke our languages, and broke our codes. The only safe way to communicate was in pop culture references They wouldn't understand.	6
[WP] Ever since government enforcement of corporate copyright law started using extreme force, internet piracy is just as exciting and dangerous as actual piracy ever was. Tell your high-stakes story of theft sailing dangerous torrents.	5
[WP] The only sighted man in a world of the blind is also the only deaf man.	5
[WP] Write the most infuriating customer service call transcript.	4
[WP] Pigs have been spotted in the countryside, flying. Then, weird things start happening: everything that we said would happen 'when pigs fly.'	3
[WP] Use a generic plot twist -- e.g., it was all a dream! The narrator was the killer! -- halfway through. At the end, reverse the twist in a way that makes the whole story different.	3
[WP] Bring your character to a point of decision, and let us choose for him. Give us two endings, one happy, one sad, for the two possible choices.	2