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The child we rescued just outside an abandoned warehouse was covered in blood, panting and kept rambling about being held captive in a "family" that forced everyone to play different roles.

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I used the windshield wiper to brush the large roach, just as it started spreading its wings.

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I wished that everyone could become happier by enjoying more family time at home.

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Can't seem to develop an affinity for vegans.

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After a full bottle and an hour of coddling, I layed her down as she finally went back to sleep

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After an arduous week, I finally completed the proposal for famed jewelry brand, Cartier.

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It is said, the louder one hears the scream of the 'Pontianak' spirit, the farther she is from...

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Mom: Sobbing All you had to do was take the baby with you!

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I yelped and pulled my hand back in pain as the yellow-pink striped fish swam back into its hiding spot at the aquarium's touch pool.

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My last relationship ended because I didn't open the car door for her.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The child we rescued just outside an abandoned warehouse was covered in blood, panting and kept rambling about being held captive in a "family" that forced everyone to play different roles.	8306
I used the windshield wiper to brush the large roach, just as it started spreading its wings.	115
I wished that everyone could become happier by enjoying more family time at home.	33
Can't seem to develop an affinity for vegans.	23
After a full bottle and an hour of coddling, I layed her down as she finally went back to sleep	23
After an arduous week, I finally completed the proposal for famed jewelry brand, Cartier.	14
It is said, the louder one hears the scream of the 'Pontianak' spirit, the farther she is from...	13
Mom: Sobbing All you had to do was take the baby with you!	12
I yelped and pulled my hand back in pain as the yellow-pink striped fish swam back into its hiding spot at the aquarium's touch pool.	7
My last relationship ended because I didn't open the car door for her.	2