/u/theallmightybird's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As my friend started convulsing, I made a desperate leap for his phone.

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I always wanted to capture Santa, so this year I spiked the holiday cookies I left out with rat poison.

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After all of the years filled with a growing hope, I evaded my 'captors' and their lies of a ruined world, finally having escaped to the bunker door.

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The question still stood;

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As I ventured farther up into the Appalachian Mountains, I saw a strange looking herd of deer.

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"It's so beautiful! - There must be something in the air this time of year!" The woman exclaimed gleefully.

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After the accident with our big rig, I couldn't figure out why my trucking partner was rolling around on the pavement as if he were on fire.

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Having been able to dislocate my joints freely and without pain, I had fun hiding from my family once they returned home who would have to help me out of my hiding spots.

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I laid on the ground of my living room, pretending to be dead as the knife and fake blood sat sat beside me.

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"Listen CJ, go stand in the middle of road and when the truck comes, he'll stop for you and then I'll block him in from behind while they run up on him."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As my friend started convulsing, I made a desperate leap for his phone.	1022
I always wanted to capture Santa, so this year I spiked the holiday cookies I left out with rat poison.	649
After all of the years filled with a growing hope, I evaded my 'captors' and their lies of a ruined world, finally having escaped to the bunker door.	30
The question still stood;	29
As I ventured farther up into the Appalachian Mountains, I saw a strange looking herd of deer.	15
"It's so beautiful! - There must be something in the air this time of year!" The woman exclaimed gleefully.	15
After the accident with our big rig, I couldn't figure out why my trucking partner was rolling around on the pavement as if he were on fire.	14
Having been able to dislocate my joints freely and without pain, I had fun hiding from my family once they returned home who would have to help me out of my hiding spots.	8
I laid on the ground of my living room, pretending to be dead as the knife and fake blood sat sat beside me.	8
"Listen CJ, go stand in the middle of road and when the truck comes, he'll stop for you and then I'll block him in from behind while they run up on him."	7