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The new shock collar I got for my misbehaving dog will still shock up to 3 miles out of bounds!

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After all of the years filled with a growing hope, I evaded my 'captors' and their lies of a ruined world, finally having escaped to the bunker door.

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As the creatures of hell descended upon our meakly fortified home, I solemnly ended the lives of my family to spare them from the horrors.

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Becca never left her father's side.

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I was relived when I heard about the new cloud that would be able to upload the memory of pets and loved ones, now being able to save the memory of my sweet pup before she passed soon.

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I had gotten a new collar for my misbehaving dog that when tugged, would tighten and choke her to deter pulling.

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I was relived when I heard about the new cloud capable of uploading the memories of pets and loved ones, now having a chance to preserve the life of my sweet pup before she soon passed.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The new shock collar I got for my misbehaving dog will still shock up to 3 miles out of bounds!	1775
After all of the years filled with a growing hope, I evaded my 'captors' and their lies of a ruined world, finally having escaped to the bunker door.	461
As the creatures of hell descended upon our meakly fortified home, I solemnly ended the lives of my family to spare them from the horrors.	8
Becca never left her father's side.	1
I was relived when I heard about the new cloud that would be able to upload the memory of pets and loved ones, now being able to save the memory of my sweet pup before she passed soon.	1
I had gotten a new collar for my misbehaving dog that when tugged, would tighten and choke her to deter pulling.	1
I was relived when I heard about the new cloud capable of uploading the memories of pets and loved ones, now having a chance to preserve the life of my sweet pup before she soon passed.	1