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The new shock collar I got for my misbehaving dog will still shock up to 3 miles out of bounds!

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As my friend started convulsing, I made a desperate leap for his phone.

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I always wanted to capture Santa, so this year I spiked the holiday cookies I left out with rat poison.

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After all of the years filled with a growing hope, I evaded my 'captors' and their lies of a ruined world, finally having escaped to the bunker door.

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After all of the years filled with a growing hope, I evaded my 'captors' and their lies of a ruined world, finally having escaped to the bunker door.

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The question still stood;

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As I ventured farther up into the Appalachian Mountains, I saw a strange looking herd of deer.

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"It's so beautiful! - There must be something in the air this time of year!" The woman exclaimed gleefully.

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After the accident with our big rig, I couldn't figure out why my trucking partner was rolling around on the pavement as if he were on fire.

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Having been able to dislocate my joints freely and without pain, I had fun hiding from my family once they returned home who would have to help me out of my hiding spots.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The new shock collar I got for my misbehaving dog will still shock up to 3 miles out of bounds!	1775	TwoSentenceSadness
As my friend started convulsing, I made a desperate leap for his phone.	1022	TwoSentenceHorror
I always wanted to capture Santa, so this year I spiked the holiday cookies I left out with rat poison.	649	TwoSentenceHorror
After all of the years filled with a growing hope, I evaded my 'captors' and their lies of a ruined world, finally having escaped to the bunker door.	461	TwoSentenceSadness
After all of the years filled with a growing hope, I evaded my 'captors' and their lies of a ruined world, finally having escaped to the bunker door.	30	TwoSentenceHorror
The question still stood;	29	TwoSentenceHorror
As I ventured farther up into the Appalachian Mountains, I saw a strange looking herd of deer.	15	TwoSentenceHorror
"It's so beautiful! - There must be something in the air this time of year!" The woman exclaimed gleefully.	15	TwoSentenceHorror
After the accident with our big rig, I couldn't figure out why my trucking partner was rolling around on the pavement as if he were on fire.	14	TwoSentenceHorror
Having been able to dislocate my joints freely and without pain, I had fun hiding from my family once they returned home who would have to help me out of my hiding spots.	8	TwoSentenceHorror