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My paranoia always made me check behind every shower curtain before using the bathroom at someone's home.

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At his funeral, I said "You'll never hurt me or our children again."

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The lord promised Noah, and all of humanity, he would never again use a flood to destroy the world.

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My father never talked about his time in the military.

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Holding my firstborn for the first time, I only had one thought.

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I only went to my best friend's funeral so I could scold him one last time.

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I was asked if I wanted to be the one to cut the cord.

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I had completed the ritual, made the sacrifice and offered my soul in exchange for power and fame.

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Having survived the fall down the stairs, I looked to my terrified wife and smiled.

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Growing up in the south, I was always told how dangerous a white Christmas could be.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My paranoia always made me check behind every shower curtain before using the bathroom at someone's home.	3168	TwoSentenceHorror
At his funeral, I said "You'll never hurt me or our children again."	3034	TwoSentenceHorror
The lord promised Noah, and all of humanity, he would never again use a flood to destroy the world.	1523	TwoSentenceHorror
My father never talked about his time in the military.	587	TwoSentenceHorror
Holding my firstborn for the first time, I only had one thought.	252	TwoSentenceHorror
I only went to my best friend's funeral so I could scold him one last time.	97	TwoSentenceHorror
I was asked if I wanted to be the one to cut the cord.	70	TwoSentenceHorror
I had completed the ritual, made the sacrifice and offered my soul in exchange for power and fame.	55	TwoSentenceHorror
Having survived the fall down the stairs, I looked to my terrified wife and smiled.	27	TwoSentenceHorror
Growing up in the south, I was always told how dangerous a white Christmas could be.	21	TwoSentenceHorror