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They say the human brain can stay active for up to 30 seconds after being separated from the body.

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Upon entering my home there I saw my wife, arms outstretched ready for a hug.

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"I can't wait to meet you", I whispered to my wife's 6 month pregnant belly.

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I stared into my reflection, and my reflection stared back at me.

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I awoke suddenly in the night, with no apparent reason to have done so...

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People always say that cutting onions will make you cry, but I didn't.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
They say the human brain can stay active for up to 30 seconds after being separated from the body.	9524
Upon entering my home there I saw my wife, arms outstretched ready for a hug.	83
"I can't wait to meet you", I whispered to my wife's 6 month pregnant belly.	61
I stared into my reflection, and my reflection stared back at me.	10
I awoke suddenly in the night, with no apparent reason to have done so...	4
People always say that cutting onions will make you cry, but I didn't.	1