/u/theficklemermaid's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
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As I slip into a sexy latex suit to spice up my marriage, I feel reassured that I can say the safety word if I’m uncomfortable.
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It used to be comforting when my boyfriend told me he would always be with me but it became disturbing after the break up.
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I hate it when my mother has friends visiting because I can hear them talking about me so I sneak downstairs to eavesdrop.
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Although I was excited to be chosen for the first manned mission to Mars I have to admit I feel homesick.
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