/u/theficklemermaid's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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At first I was delighted to receive a retina transplant to restore my sight.

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Panicking, I tried to warn the other passengers that the plane was going to crash but I couldn’t make them understand.

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Everyone knows vampires can only enter a home if invited.

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I finally plucked up the courage to ask out that cute girl on the bus because I figured the worst she can say is no.

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Some might say I’m a strict parent but I don’t let my kids overdo it with the Halloween candy, one now and save the rest till later is the rule.

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Living in the middle of nowhere, we we were worried to hear a late night knock at the door so my husband grabbed his gun as I peered through the peephole.

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Unless you repeat the story to someone else in seven days you die but then the curse will carry on so the only solution seems to be telling someone who won’t tell another soul.

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Being a new mother is stressful, I can’t sleep because my daughter won’t stop crying and people are so judgemental.

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I was so enraged when my ex left me for another woman that I cast a curse to slowly kill what he loves the most, wanting him to watch her wither in front of him.

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When my friend suggested tandem skydiving together I thought that it would be safe since he is an experienced instructor.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
At first I was delighted to receive a retina transplant to restore my sight.	15028
Panicking, I tried to warn the other passengers that the plane was going to crash but I couldn’t make them understand.	11568
Everyone knows vampires can only enter a home if invited.	1727
I finally plucked up the courage to ask out that cute girl on the bus because I figured the worst she can say is no.	1658
Some might say I’m a strict parent but I don’t let my kids overdo it with the Halloween candy, one now and save the rest till later is the rule.	1485
Living in the middle of nowhere, we we were worried to hear a late night knock at the door so my husband grabbed his gun as I peered through the peephole.	815
Unless you repeat the story to someone else in seven days you die but then the curse will carry on so the only solution seems to be telling someone who won’t tell another soul.	813
Being a new mother is stressful, I can’t sleep because my daughter won’t stop crying and people are so judgemental.	344
I was so enraged when my ex left me for another woman that I cast a curse to slowly kill what he loves the most, wanting him to watch her wither in front of him.	330
When my friend suggested tandem skydiving together I thought that it would be safe since he is an experienced instructor.	293