/u/thegeneralg's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The spot where my family is buried is so peaceful, everything looks calm and beautiful, and there are always fresh flowers around.

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My wife has been in a terrible mood from the moment we got in the car and left home.

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I had been alone for so long, the sight of relatives and friends who had abandoned me over the years now approaching me with open arms left me temporarily speechless.

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My wife begged me not to leave, she even broke down in tears as I got in the car and pleaded with me that she would never cheat on me or do anything bad again if I just gave her another chance.

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"Don't worry, the doctor will be right in," the woman wearing scrubs said in a cheery voice before leaving the room.

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When I was younger, people were constantly telling me to set the World on fire and that I could do it.

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For one reason or another, it seems like I'm always on the hunt for a girlfriend.

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"Hey," my friend asked as the rest of my team got into position around the woman for the finale, "what's different about this director's cut?"

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They say you only roast the ones you love.

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I found out today that an evil couple will be given my child shortly after I give birth.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The spot where my family is buried is so peaceful, everything looks calm and beautiful, and there are always fresh flowers around.	217
My wife has been in a terrible mood from the moment we got in the car and left home.	78
I had been alone for so long, the sight of relatives and friends who had abandoned me over the years now approaching me with open arms left me temporarily speechless.	56
My wife begged me not to leave, she even broke down in tears as I got in the car and pleaded with me that she would never cheat on me or do anything bad again if I just gave her another chance.	14
"Don't worry, the doctor will be right in," the woman wearing scrubs said in a cheery voice before leaving the room.	14
When I was younger, people were constantly telling me to set the World on fire and that I could do it.	13
For one reason or another, it seems like I'm always on the hunt for a girlfriend.	10
"Hey," my friend asked as the rest of my team got into position around the woman for the finale, "what's different about this director's cut?"	9
They say you only roast the ones you love.	9
I found out today that an evil couple will be given my child shortly after I give birth.	8