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I've been cursed with the ability to hear thoughts of the demons that live among us.

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When I was 4, my little brother burnt to death after getting locked inside our basement dryer.

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They were siamese triplets; 3 heads attached to one body.

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I sometimes involuntarily sleepwalk out our front door for fresh air but It's normally not an issue.

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I'd bind them and I'd torture them but I'd never kill any of my victims.

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"How do you make a dirty joke?" the kid asked.

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The world was struck with awe as scientists introduced to it a new species of tree that could grow human organs for harvesting.

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You'd figure after being swallowed whole by a huge whale that I'd die an agonizing death slowly, while being digested through the gut of this massive behemoth.

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In our home, on your 13th birthday the family would hunt you like prey and if you could survive the night you'd have earned your rights inside the family.

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It was like one of those vacuum cash machines that you stand in trying to grab all you can get before the time runs out.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I've been cursed with the ability to hear thoughts of the demons that live among us.	124	TwoSentenceHorror
When I was 4, my little brother burnt to death after getting locked inside our basement dryer.	88	TwoSentenceHorror
They were siamese triplets; 3 heads attached to one body.	72	TwoSentenceHorror
I sometimes involuntarily sleepwalk out our front door for fresh air but It's normally not an issue.	58	TwoSentenceHorror
I'd bind them and I'd torture them but I'd never kill any of my victims.	53	TwoSentenceHorror
"How do you make a dirty joke?" the kid asked.	47	TwoSentenceComedy
The world was struck with awe as scientists introduced to it a new species of tree that could grow human organs for harvesting.	26	TwoSentenceHorror
You'd figure after being swallowed whole by a huge whale that I'd die an agonizing death slowly, while being digested through the gut of this massive behemoth.	22	TwoSentenceHorror
In our home, on your 13th birthday the family would hunt you like prey and if you could survive the night you'd have earned your rights inside the family.	20	TwoSentenceHorror
It was like one of those vacuum cash machines that you stand in trying to grab all you can get before the time runs out.	18	TwoSentenceHorror