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Imagine these dad vibes in the White House.

86192 upvotes • r/MadeMeSmile

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I don't understand how a single person can read this brain mush insanity and say, yes, I want him as the leader of the free world

20433 upvotes • r/facepalm

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"What the hell kind of parent would leave a baby alone in a car seat when its 95 degrees outside?" I thought as I looked through the car window

1050 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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We all remember the horror we felt when we momentarily got separated from our parents in the grocery store as a young child

233 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“Honey, little Timmy clogged the toilet again!”

67 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I am not looking forward to it at all

64 upvotes • r/WhitePeopleTwitter

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“I am pleased to report that your son’s surgery was a success and he’ll never stutter again” reported the surgeon to the relieved parents

53 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Why do products like eggs, milk, butter, cream cheese spoil if left out of the fridge, but once baked into a cake, can be left at room temperature for days, or even weeks?

51 upvotes • r/askscience

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"Honey, are you sure getting our son circumcised is the right decision?"

37 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Finally" I exclaimed to my husband, "The adoption has been approved!"

25 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Imagine these dad vibes in the White House.	86192	MadeMeSmile
I don't understand how a single person can read this brain mush insanity and say, yes, I want him as the leader of the free world	20433	facepalm
"What the hell kind of parent would leave a baby alone in a car seat when its 95 degrees outside?" I thought as I looked through the car window	1050	TwoSentenceHorror
We all remember the horror we felt when we momentarily got separated from our parents in the grocery store as a young child	233	TwoSentenceHorror
“Honey, little Timmy clogged the toilet again!”	67	TwoSentenceHorror
I am not looking forward to it at all	64	WhitePeopleTwitter
“I am pleased to report that your son’s surgery was a success and he’ll never stutter again” reported the surgeon to the relieved parents	53	TwoSentenceHorror
Why do products like eggs, milk, butter, cream cheese spoil if left out of the fridge, but once baked into a cake, can be left at room temperature for days, or even weeks?	51	askscience
"Honey, are you sure getting our son circumcised is the right decision?"	37	TwoSentenceHorror
"Finally" I exclaimed to my husband, "The adoption has been approved!"	25	TwoSentenceHorror