/u/theproblemdoctor's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Roses are red, violets are red

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As a time traveler I killed a dozen future serial killers and corrupt leaders.

293 upvotes

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They say having your first child is one of the best days of your life.

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I can finally hear again after being deaf for my entire life.

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Santa would know you have been naughty if you tell anyone about this.

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I stepped outside to admire the vibrant red colours that evening.

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The bitter taste didnt compliment the dish I crafted well,

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My dad is the most complete man I know.

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WARNING, downloading this apk file might damage your phone, do you want to continue?

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I screamed in terror when I saw my mom plug in the phone.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Roses are red, violets are red	2814
As a time traveler I killed a dozen future serial killers and corrupt leaders.	293
They say having your first child is one of the best days of your life.	135
I can finally hear again after being deaf for my entire life.	25
Santa would know you have been naughty if you tell anyone about this.	19
I stepped outside to admire the vibrant red colours that evening.	18
The bitter taste didnt compliment the dish I crafted well,	10
My dad is the most complete man I know.	10
WARNING, downloading this apk file might damage your phone, do you want to continue?	4
I screamed in terror when I saw my mom plug in the phone.	3