/u/therealchipchampion's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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They said that tonight I'd be sleeping with the fishes and my new cement shoes quickly ushered me to the bottom of the sea.

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I try to keep my birds happy and have kept talking to them long after they've grown black and still with death.

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"You just have to let go," my ex said on our last night together.

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Every night I would wake to find the apparition closer and closer to my bed until I finally cracked and screamed, "you're not real and you can't hurt me!"

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"Blood, blood, bloOoOod, BLOOD," he screamed as he flipped over the dining room table and smashed everything in sight.

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There's no better feeling than picking off a scab, even though everyone tells me I should stop.

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"What do you think happens after we die," my wife asked as we lay in bed.

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Mother always warned me not to climb on the old oak tree, that I didn't want to break anything.

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Whenever he tells an embarrassing "dad joke" in public, I take the opportunity tell everyone around that this man isn't really my father.

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The general called in the lead researcher to berate him over all the screaming they'd endured, especially considering the millions spent in soundproofing the lab below.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
They said that tonight I'd be sleeping with the fishes and my new cement shoes quickly ushered me to the bottom of the sea.	5267
I try to keep my birds happy and have kept talking to them long after they've grown black and still with death.	81
"You just have to let go," my ex said on our last night together.	49
Every night I would wake to find the apparition closer and closer to my bed until I finally cracked and screamed, "you're not real and you can't hurt me!"	48
"Blood, blood, bloOoOod, BLOOD," he screamed as he flipped over the dining room table and smashed everything in sight.	25
There's no better feeling than picking off a scab, even though everyone tells me I should stop.	24
"What do you think happens after we die," my wife asked as we lay in bed.	19
Mother always warned me not to climb on the old oak tree, that I didn't want to break anything.	15
Whenever he tells an embarrassing "dad joke" in public, I take the opportunity tell everyone around that this man isn't really my father.	14
The general called in the lead researcher to berate him over all the screaming they'd endured, especially considering the millions spent in soundproofing the lab below.	6