/u/therealdocturner's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
Angela Parsons was the only known survivor of what has been dubbed, “The Cold Moon Massacre”, where thirty three young men and women were murdered during a party on the night of December 7th 2022.
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He’s tied to a chair in my basement when he wakes up, and he tries to scream through the duct tape as he stares at his balls sitting on the bottom of an old mayonnaise jar.
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Once I was sure the family was fast asleep, it took me four minutes and seventeen seconds to break in, walk upstairs, smother the baby in his crib, and get back to my car.
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A grisly scene today near a military research facility in Michigan, where five "Biofuel Defence Robots" escaped and shot 57 people.
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Dr. Tanya Flores is the third Obgyn found dismembered in her home this week in Orange County, prompting a dire announcement from the F.B.I.
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When I was four, my Uncle Gerald took my pet and laughed while he showed me that there was more than one way to skin a cat.
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“Tomorrow night, I want you to go to that address and I want you to stab her exactly fifty nine times.”
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Bizarre and shocking news today, after the two badly decomposed bodies that had been found deep within the Sapphire Mountains have both been identified through DNA testing as James and Kevin Wilkins.
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No one in the nursing home believes a dying old man like me that Nurse Bradford is overdosing the residents.
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