/u/therealkurumi's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Poor Katie's balloon was so high in the air now, no one could even see it

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It's unnerving but fascinating, watching the way they crawl up the glass, their grey eye stalks moving in and out.

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The gas station sign said $9.99 a gallon, and I thought "that can't be right."

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I've told every boyfriend the same thing: sex is for fun, not reproduction.

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I'd always wanted to meet him, but when I finally got there, they said he'd left a long time ago.

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I've never been a fan of valet parking, where some guy just takes your car and drives it who knows where

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"Those critters like to dig holes and hide, but don't worry, we'll find them all."

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My new boyfriend has an unusual career (arborist, of all things) and some unusual kinks.

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"Congratulations, sir; you are the first human being to successfully awake from cryosleep!"

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In a nutshell, when the encrypt and decrypt keys don't match, the result looks like gibberish.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Poor Katie's balloon was so high in the air now, no one could even see it	2758
It's unnerving but fascinating, watching the way they crawl up the glass, their grey eye stalks moving in and out.	426
The gas station sign said $9.99 a gallon, and I thought "that can't be right."	264
I've told every boyfriend the same thing: sex is for fun, not reproduction.	56
I'd always wanted to meet him, but when I finally got there, they said he'd left a long time ago.	24
I've never been a fan of valet parking, where some guy just takes your car and drives it who knows where	19
"Those critters like to dig holes and hide, but don't worry, we'll find them all."	17
My new boyfriend has an unusual career (arborist, of all things) and some unusual kinks.	16
"Congratulations, sir; you are the first human being to successfully awake from cryosleep!"	15
In a nutshell, when the encrypt and decrypt keys don't match, the result looks like gibberish.	13