/u/thestuffedalligator's posts
[WP] You run the cemetery where a local league of superheroes bury their fallen. Your duties mainly include chasing off graverobbers and giving shock blankets and cocoa to the heroes who inevitably crawl out of their own graves
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[WP] Humans discover that there is another sentient species on Earth: beehives. Not bees, but specifically beehives. When a beehive gains a certain population of bees, it becomes a singular sentient being capable of complex thought and communication.
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[WP] While waiting for the heroes to ascend his tower, the Dark Lord choked on a cherry pit and died. You, a lowly servant who happened to be in the throne room as well, now have to stand behind his body and move his arms so that he looks alive.
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[EU] You live in 7 Privet Drive in Surrey. The family who lives in 4 Privet Drive, the house right across from yours, seems rather odd.
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[WP] You are a fairytale princess who is determined to be the villain. Your parents, thankfully, are as supportive as they can be
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[EU] You are the English government's top assassin. Your specialty is a superhuman clumsiness that you've learned over the years to weaponize. Your name is Bean. Mister Bean.
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[WP] You have the power to tell if someone's travelled through time and changed some detail in the past. You use this power to track down time travellers and bully them into fixing the timeline they just changed. You are the Clock Blocker
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[WP] The other members of your team include a 34-year-old single father, a Polish grandmother, a college dropout, and a homeless teenager. But the talking magical animal sidekick says that you're a team of magical girls, so magical girls you must be
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[WP] When you were young, your sibling walked into a wardrobe and went on an enchanted quest in a magical world, eventually becoming High King of the Singing Plains, Paladin of the Holy Lion, Etcetera. You, meanwhile, became an accountant. Family gatherings are awkward.
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