/u/thetoiletslayer's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Don't worry Daddy," she said excitedly, "I'll turn the light on!"

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My date said she needed to go home because she wasn't feeling well.

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"Stop playing with your food, it's just a vegetable," mom said.

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I love hiking through the woods, breathing the fresh air, and seeing the sun shine through the trees.

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As I sat in the back seat of the Police Cruiser, I knew my parents would be livid at the stupid things I did to get here.

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"Take a bite," he said smiling.

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I excitedly flung open the door to see my best friend.

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"See," he started, "When you mess up there has to be consequences."

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As an engineer and a parent, I excitedly watched my daughter's face light up as I turned on the protector I set up for her.

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I peeled the shell off the egg piece by piece.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Don't worry Daddy," she said excitedly, "I'll turn the light on!"	1099
My date said she needed to go home because she wasn't feeling well.	83
"Stop playing with your food, it's just a vegetable," mom said.	58
I love hiking through the woods, breathing the fresh air, and seeing the sun shine through the trees.	56
As I sat in the back seat of the Police Cruiser, I knew my parents would be livid at the stupid things I did to get here.	38
"Take a bite," he said smiling.	21
I excitedly flung open the door to see my best friend.	15
"See," he started, "When you mess up there has to be consequences."	14
As an engineer and a parent, I excitedly watched my daughter's face light up as I turned on the protector I set up for her.	12
I peeled the shell off the egg piece by piece.	5