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“Food really does taste better when someone else cooks it!” Said the father, beaming at his wife.

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The food was good and the wine even better, as our laughter and hiccuping attested.

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The shadows dancing across his skin were driving him mad with their itching until he thought to burn them off with his lit cigarette.

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“Gotcha!” I said as I pulled the trigger.

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My orange kitty is being extra playful today, acting like he’s stalking me.

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As a dutiful wife, I know that my husband always knows best.

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I was so excited to show my mother the magic lamp I found, and told her she could use the wishes for whatever she wanted.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Food really does taste better when someone else cooks it!” Said the father, beaming at his wife.	4225
The food was good and the wine even better, as our laughter and hiccuping attested.	7
The shadows dancing across his skin were driving him mad with their itching until he thought to burn them off with his lit cigarette.	6
“Gotcha!” I said as I pulled the trigger.	1
My orange kitty is being extra playful today, acting like he’s stalking me.	1
As a dutiful wife, I know that my husband always knows best.	1
I was so excited to show my mother the magic lamp I found, and told her she could use the wishes for whatever she wanted.	1