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As a non-verbal autistic boy I've never said a sentence or muttered a word of meaning to anyone.

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Being an occultist I bewilderdly asked the angel how it was possible that I was going to heaven.

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"This is so not fair, let me in" my teenaged daughter groaned.

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With new advancements in technology at 200 years old my mind is as sharp as ever.

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The 'Breathing Apparatus Respiratory Transitioner' (BART) finally enabled humans to live underwater.

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The devil told me if I sold him my soul I would become rich beyond my wildest dreams, but there was a catch.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As a non-verbal autistic boy I've never said a sentence or muttered a word of meaning to anyone.	2677
Being an occultist I bewilderdly asked the angel how it was possible that I was going to heaven.	69
"This is so not fair, let me in" my teenaged daughter groaned.	65
With new advancements in technology at 200 years old my mind is as sharp as ever.	35
The 'Breathing Apparatus Respiratory Transitioner' (BART) finally enabled humans to live underwater.	18
The devil told me if I sold him my soul I would become rich beyond my wildest dreams, but there was a catch.	14