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“Come on buddy, let’s go,” I said to my son after he pointed out the crickets on our camping trip.

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I answered the door, seeing the storm clouds gathering behind my wife.

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As I observed the Helix Nebula, sometimes referred to as the Eye of God, I marvelled at the beauty of space.

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If you don’t want to do a task a second time, screw it up so bad they never ask you to do it again.

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He was nervous, but I encouraged my son to feed the chimpanzee some of his sandwich at the zoo.

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We had just completed our 5th successful teleportation pod presentation.

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I just received my bonus from the exporting company I was consulting for.

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My 6 year old repeating herself in the bath had become so annoying I just tuned her out for a while.

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I was extremely frustrated with my former tenant as I cleaned the unit.

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I felt nothing but contempt as she begged me for another hit of the needle, saying she could pay another way.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Come on buddy, let’s go,” I said to my son after he pointed out the crickets on our camping trip.	921
I answered the door, seeing the storm clouds gathering behind my wife.	243
As I observed the Helix Nebula, sometimes referred to as the Eye of God, I marvelled at the beauty of space.	185
If you don’t want to do a task a second time, screw it up so bad they never ask you to do it again.	143
He was nervous, but I encouraged my son to feed the chimpanzee some of his sandwich at the zoo.	141
We had just completed our 5th successful teleportation pod presentation.	69
I just received my bonus from the exporting company I was consulting for.	60
My 6 year old repeating herself in the bath had become so annoying I just tuned her out for a while.	25
I was extremely frustrated with my former tenant as I cleaned the unit.	15
I felt nothing but contempt as she begged me for another hit of the needle, saying she could pay another way.	11