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[WP] When you were a child you saved the life of a stray black cat. As it turns out, that cat was Lucifer, the Devil himself, in disguise. Now through some ancient rule he is bound to protect you as your guardian angel for the rest of your life.
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[WP] It is the year 5e^10+218. You are the last surviving sentient with traces of human DNA living alone on a self-sustaining space station. You hear a knock on the airlock door and are surprised to find...a Jehovah's Witness.
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[WP] You are an alien scientist listening for extraterrestrial radio waves. You are repositioning ground-based receivers when suddenly something comes in from a tiny blue planet around a yellow star, and you hear the words "World War".
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[WP] It turns out our reality is the “creator’s reality” where all other realities come from. Any imaginable universe holds some level of physical existence. Characters from every franchise universe have now begun entering through portals into our reality.
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[WP] Congratulations on your purchase of the new Infant Warranty! If your child is defective or damaged within one year of birth we will use genetic material from you and your spouse to replace it at no cost! We can even send you the replacement within a month! Limit one per birth per customer.
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[WP] You are marooned on an island. Believing yourself to be alone, you begin to gather supplies and make a camp for survival, only to discover that an alien being had crashed here and has already taken up residence.
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[WP] You know everything, but only when you need to know it. You've never failed a test in school and you always win trivia games. Some other kids decide to start bullying you, but suddenly you know all the messed up stuff they've ever done or experienced. You decide to use your powers for evil...
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[WP] You have the power to ‘Restore to Factory Settings’. Any object you touch is immediately returned to its original state at the time of construction. Until today, you had never attempted to use this power on a human.
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