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For some reason my mom was calling the police after I showed her a picture of a new friend I met at the park?

2331 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I can’t help but laugh every time I see my neighbor’s WiFi name.

231 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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Our parents screamed that the man was kidnapping us, but no one listened to them why...

141 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Why was my mom calling the police, I only showed her a picture of me and a new friend I met at the park.

63 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I was confused when this guy came up and started acting like I’m his girlfriend, pointing at some bushes he whispered.

56 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“I told you to do that in the barn you’re cleaning up this whole mess when you’re done eating!”

45 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I’m sure we all find it hilarious when we hear those Entitled Parents stories where the parents leaves their children with a stranger and demand they babysit.

43 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Mom came in my room after another argument with dad, she told me we were leaving him and to pack my things.

41 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I was done with my sister pranking me by moving around that stupid Mimikyu plushie, so I grabbed the thing and stomped off to her room.

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My brother had just scared the hell out of me by jumping out the closet in a clown costume then I asked him who the other guy in my room was. And he said “What other guy?”

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
For some reason my mom was calling the police after I showed her a picture of a new friend I met at the park?	2331	TwoSentenceHorror
I can’t help but laugh every time I see my neighbor’s WiFi name.	231	TwoSentenceComedy
Our parents screamed that the man was kidnapping us, but no one listened to them why...	141	TwoSentenceHorror
Why was my mom calling the police, I only showed her a picture of me and a new friend I met at the park.	63	TwoSentenceHorror
I was confused when this guy came up and started acting like I’m his girlfriend, pointing at some bushes he whispered.	56	TwoSentenceHorror
“I told you to do that in the barn you’re cleaning up this whole mess when you’re done eating!”	45	TwoSentenceHorror
I’m sure we all find it hilarious when we hear those Entitled Parents stories where the parents leaves their children with a stranger and demand they babysit.	43	TwoSentenceHorror
Mom came in my room after another argument with dad, she told me we were leaving him and to pack my things.	41	TwoSentenceHorror
I was done with my sister pranking me by moving around that stupid Mimikyu plushie, so I grabbed the thing and stomped off to her room.	37	TwoSentenceHorror
My brother had just scared the hell out of me by jumping out the closet in a clown costume then I asked him who the other guy in my room was. And he said “What other guy?”	26	TwoSentenceHorror