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Why was my mom calling the police I only showed her a picture of me and a new friend I met at the park?

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“Don’t you guys normally use a gun, not a knife when robbing people.”

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They say pets have a sixth sense of telling the good people from the bad.

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“A little dull don’t you think, using just your fist?”

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My little brother kept having nightmares about a monster in the basement who kills people by chopping them up.

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He thought it would be an easy grab just rob a teenage couple and book, so why was this girl with a gun pointed at her smiling?

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“Damn It! Jackson will you stop with that stupid Chucky doll already you know how much I hate that thing!” She was tired of her brother moving around that damn doll trying to scare her.

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“Empty your pockets now!” he pointed the gun at me.

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I was excited for my first babysitting gig. Until I saw all the bones that littered the kid’s room.

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I’ve finally had it with our neighbor complaining about our dog howling at night despite me telling him multiple times we don’t have one. So I had my wife go talk to him the next week, now we don’t have to worry about anymore complaints on a full moon night.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Why was my mom calling the police I only showed her a picture of me and a new friend I met at the park?	9
“Don’t you guys normally use a gun, not a knife when robbing people.”	7
They say pets have a sixth sense of telling the good people from the bad.	6
“A little dull don’t you think, using just your fist?”	5
My little brother kept having nightmares about a monster in the basement who kills people by chopping them up.	5
He thought it would be an easy grab just rob a teenage couple and book, so why was this girl with a gun pointed at her smiling?	4
“Damn It! Jackson will you stop with that stupid Chucky doll already you know how much I hate that thing!” She was tired of her brother moving around that damn doll trying to scare her.	4
“Empty your pockets now!” he pointed the gun at me.	3
I was excited for my first babysitting gig. Until I saw all the bones that littered the kid’s room.	2
I’ve finally had it with our neighbor complaining about our dog howling at night despite me telling him multiple times we don’t have one. So I had my wife go talk to him the next week, now we don’t have to worry about anymore complaints on a full moon night.	1