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In school, your teacher explains that the pupil is a hole in the eye, allowing light to stream in.

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“Mommy, the Tooth Fairy is gonna come tonight and I’m gonna be rich!” I heard my son shout with childish glee as he skipped over to my side.

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This creative block was really beginning to get to me, I thought, as I tried to dredge up even a single piece of inspiration.

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“I’ll never be clean!” I cried, continuously scrubbing my hands under the scalding water.

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Waking up during my minimally invasive surgery wasn’t too frightening.

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My throat has been sore all day and I can’t seem to get a good look at what’s causing the problem.

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The dentist tells me I’ve been grinding my teeth in my sleep.

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The bug bites on my skin still hadn’t stopped itching, and I wondered aloud whether or not we had any ointment for this.

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“You were right, it worked— you’re so much lighter!” I exclaimed to the weight loss expert, pleasantly surprised.

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The smell of rotten ground beef emanating from my fridge was utterly repulsive.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
In school, your teacher explains that the pupil is a hole in the eye, allowing light to stream in.	561
“Mommy, the Tooth Fairy is gonna come tonight and I’m gonna be rich!” I heard my son shout with childish glee as he skipped over to my side.	73
This creative block was really beginning to get to me, I thought, as I tried to dredge up even a single piece of inspiration.	62
“I’ll never be clean!” I cried, continuously scrubbing my hands under the scalding water.	37
Waking up during my minimally invasive surgery wasn’t too frightening.	26
My throat has been sore all day and I can’t seem to get a good look at what’s causing the problem.	25
The dentist tells me I’ve been grinding my teeth in my sleep.	19
The bug bites on my skin still hadn’t stopped itching, and I wondered aloud whether or not we had any ointment for this.	11
“You were right, it worked— you’re so much lighter!” I exclaimed to the weight loss expert, pleasantly surprised.	7
The smell of rotten ground beef emanating from my fridge was utterly repulsive.	4