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I can't fucking believe that old prick traded my cow for some ''magic'' beans.

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A tear trickled down my cheek as my student sent me a video in perfectly fluent English.

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I could only look on in despair as the policeman handed me back to my mother.

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4 posts to r/TwoSentenceHorror now, and none of them have blown up?

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I always looked up to my dad, made him out to be my role model, and still tried to do what he wanted me to, even though he emotionally abused me after Mom died.

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'If I had to tell you my favourite food I would have to kill you!'

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I read funny comments to a post and started laughing.

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I delight in scaring my brother and always laugh when he screams after I come up behind him and shout, 'Boo!'

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My mother smiled at me as I ate my lunch, and I misinterpreted it as her being happy that she had made her son a safe meal.

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After I died, I felt overjoyed while walking up the stairs and seeing the Pearly Gates right in front of my eyes.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I can't fucking believe that old prick traded my cow for some ''magic'' beans.	164
A tear trickled down my cheek as my student sent me a video in perfectly fluent English.	74
I could only look on in despair as the policeman handed me back to my mother.	50
4 posts to r/TwoSentenceHorror now, and none of them have blown up?	36
I always looked up to my dad, made him out to be my role model, and still tried to do what he wanted me to, even though he emotionally abused me after Mom died.	32
'If I had to tell you my favourite food I would have to kill you!'	13
I read funny comments to a post and started laughing.	12
I delight in scaring my brother and always laugh when he screams after I come up behind him and shout, 'Boo!'	11
My mother smiled at me as I ate my lunch, and I misinterpreted it as her being happy that she had made her son a safe meal.	10
After I died, I felt overjoyed while walking up the stairs and seeing the Pearly Gates right in front of my eyes.	10