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My algorithm was able to predict the future price of any stock, except for a flaw that gave a price of NULL for dates after 01/01/2048

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Seeing the writing on the wall for fossil fuels, our oil conglomerate invested $10 Billion in a nuclear fusion energy startup that had recently made a major breakthrough

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My job as night security at The Advanced Defense Weapons Lab let me indulge my ultimate geek fantasy of wielding a real prototype lightsaber.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My algorithm was able to predict the future price of any stock, except for a flaw that gave a price of NULL for dates after 01/01/2048	5491
Seeing the writing on the wall for fossil fuels, our oil conglomerate invested $10 Billion in a nuclear fusion energy startup that had recently made a major breakthrough	1
My job as night security at The Advanced Defense Weapons Lab let me indulge my ultimate geek fantasy of wielding a real prototype lightsaber.	1