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Master told my boy that since I’ve gotten so old I have to move to a farm.

143 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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“It’s insane that the website said we were a 100% match,” I said with slurred speech as I imagined adding her body to my collection in the basement.

112 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“This is the last time I’m going to check your closet for ‘The Corner Creeper’,” I said to my daughter.

72 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“I told you there’s no monster under your bed”

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Master told my boy that since I’ve gotten so old I have to move to a farm.

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“We’ve found a nice farm for you to stay at,” she said, as we all piled into the car.

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As we descended into the chasm to recover the lost crew, a strange signal came across our radios.

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Synty assets

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How did the majority of life evolve in almost the same way with eyes, lungs, hearts, reproduction, etc? Would we expect the same from aliens?

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What would happen if someone ate food that was fried in motor oil?

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Master told my boy that since I’ve gotten so old I have to move to a farm.	143	TwoSentenceSadness
“It’s insane that the website said we were a 100% match,” I said with slurred speech as I imagined adding her body to my collection in the basement.	112	TwoSentenceHorror
“This is the last time I’m going to check your closet for ‘The Corner Creeper’,” I said to my daughter.	72	TwoSentenceHorror
“I told you there’s no monster under your bed”	13	TwoSentenceHorror
Master told my boy that since I’ve gotten so old I have to move to a farm.	12	TwoSentenceHorror
“We’ve found a nice farm for you to stay at,” she said, as we all piled into the car.	11	TwoSentenceHorror
As we descended into the chasm to recover the lost crew, a strange signal came across our radios.	5	TwoSentenceHorror
Synty assets	1	synty
How did the majority of life evolve in almost the same way with eyes, lungs, hearts, reproduction, etc? Would we expect the same from aliens?	1	askscience
What would happen if someone ate food that was fried in motor oil?	1	NoStupidQuestions