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She looked up at me and said "I can't keep doing this, let me go."

6446 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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The ring I stole rewinds time by seven seconds with a seven second cool down.

6083 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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Attention shoppers, the time is now 8:45 and we will be closing in 15 minutes.

1972 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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I don't work at the cold storage warehouse anymore.

650 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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They taught us in church that demons were to be feared but they lied.

445 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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I begged them not to cremate my wife after she died but they wouldn't listen as they physically removed me from the crematorium.

403 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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They've tried hanging, poison, and electrocution on me and I've laughed it off every time but now I'm a little worried.

389 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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They decided I would die by firing squad for wiping out the village.

356 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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My doctor said I have to quit masturbating.

354 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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Good day, I'm Bob the necromancer.

305 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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