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[WP] C’thulhu wakes up and checks to see where his human sacrifices have gone, only to find aliens have taken over the world. This upsets him.
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[WP] You wake up from a shipwreck, surprised to learn that the ocean is sentient, and very irritated about that one time you peed in it.
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[WP] C’thulhu wakes up, confused as to why the city he’s sleeping in is surrounded with various tupperware lids and socks.
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[WP] When you’re born, you’re given a watch that shows how much time you have till you die. While walking on the street, you catch a glimpse of someone’s watch. It has thousands of years left on it.
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[WP] All you want is to rule the world, but every single time you try to take over, you unintentionally save it.
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[WP] As your last words leave your mouth, you take your final breath as everything fades to black. However, as you slowly open your eyes, you hear the words: “Hey you, you’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border?”
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[WP] “They grow up so fast!” They said. “It all happens in a blink!” They said. Your child has been 2 months old for about 3 years now.
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[WP] The protagonist has come to defeat you, only to realize, in horror, you have control of the Golden Potato Masher.
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