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I've found a box named "Memory's" in my Dad's room

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I thought that my dad's last will to be taxidermied was odd, but after the process was finished we kept him in the attic.

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when i asked my son what happened he told me that "i told santa to give me a new little sister!'

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The Boy would hold his breath as he heard heavy footsteps in the snow

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once again i've tried to open the door

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They've promised me glory and honor when i got back home from the war.. NSFW

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[OCT 21] I've helped my son onto the ride, and i've waved cheerfully as the ride started up

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One of our boys managed to shot down an UFO last month, we found a mangled corpse in the wreck

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i flailed around, trying to keep my head above water

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As my dad was driving me home ive noticed that my phone was ringing

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I've found a box named "Memory's" in my Dad's room	120
I thought that my dad's last will to be taxidermied was odd, but after the process was finished we kept him in the attic.	84
when i asked my son what happened he told me that "i told santa to give me a new little sister!'	80
The Boy would hold his breath as he heard heavy footsteps in the snow	61
once again i've tried to open the door	39
They've promised me glory and honor when i got back home from the war.. NSFW	34
[OCT 21] I've helped my son onto the ride, and i've waved cheerfully as the ride started up	27
One of our boys managed to shot down an UFO last month, we found a mangled corpse in the wreck	21
i flailed around, trying to keep my head above water	19
As my dad was driving me home ive noticed that my phone was ringing	18