/u/trianglesaurus's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I woke up and found a gun with a single bullet in it on my nightstand

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“I’m pregnant with a boy!” my wife announced enthusiastically at family dinner

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Finally fulfilled my mother’s dream to see my work published in a science magazine.

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A weird box arrived at my dental clinic - inside a horrifying cracked skull and bones, and a note that said “don’t mess with things you don’t understand”

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As my flight landed, tears of joy ran down my face at the thought of seeing my family for the first time in 2 years.

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I stepped into the time machine, hoping that despite the faulty control I’d make it back in time to stop my wife from taking her life

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I was driving to meet my girlfriend for dinner, thinking how much I love both her and my wife

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“This is payback for sleeping with my wife.”

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The fire lady came to me in my dreams again and I helped her start a fire, truss a chicken, and cook it like I do every night

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I was surprised the Genie granted my wish to start my life again from the beginning

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I woke up and found a gun with a single bullet in it on my nightstand	3238
“I’m pregnant with a boy!” my wife announced enthusiastically at family dinner	797
Finally fulfilled my mother’s dream to see my work published in a science magazine.	224
A weird box arrived at my dental clinic - inside a horrifying cracked skull and bones, and a note that said “don’t mess with things you don’t understand”	203
As my flight landed, tears of joy ran down my face at the thought of seeing my family for the first time in 2 years.	195
I stepped into the time machine, hoping that despite the faulty control I’d make it back in time to stop my wife from taking her life	111
I was driving to meet my girlfriend for dinner, thinking how much I love both her and my wife	63
“This is payback for sleeping with my wife.”	54
The fire lady came to me in my dreams again and I helped her start a fire, truss a chicken, and cook it like I do every night	48
I was surprised the Genie granted my wish to start my life again from the beginning	28