/u/triotone's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] The story of how you got your friend to forgive you for running over their dad in your 1997 Toyota Paseo. Also your friend is Jesus Christ and his dad is God. Plus, Toyota Paseos aren't allowed in Heaven for this main reason.
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[WP] A mexican Stand off between an Elk Hunter, an Elf, Wilson from Castaway, three Two-Gun Ninjas, Marie Antoinette's ghost, that one person that does nothing in group projects, and Susan from HR.
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[WP] Looking over your Physics book you notice an asterisk. At the back of the book you find the matching annotation that says "All information in this book is applicable to all existence, excluding you."
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[WP] "JESUS CHRIST, come look at this." Yes dad? "Those ungrateful bastards are suing me for everything. Call Satan and tell him to send me his lawers." We have good lawers, dad. "Yes, they are good, but I need the best."
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[WP] After adding a few white lies to your resume, you are now the commander of a secret paramilitary organization bent on global domination. You can either fake it till you get shot or get shot.
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[WP] On Wednesday nights, in the basement of Board Games and Comics shop, the store closes early for the more and less than human clientele. Each Wednseday is a different game. Tonights game is Monopoly Hollywood Edition.
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