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[WP] There is a rumor that a talking crow and a black squirrel with red eyes have been asking kids if they want to learn some magic spells. You have just found out, it is not a rumor.
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[WP] "So, explain to me how being part fairy, part vampire, part dinosaur, and a demigod some how makes you suitable for this job position."
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[WP] "It works like this, you give me a piece of your mind to build my world. I will allow you to visit the land built from the firmament of your mind for as long as you want. So how much are you willing to give?"
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[WP] After skipping another End User License Agreement, you have agreed to be dropped of on a deserted island for 100 days with 100 clones of yourself. This is your day 7 journal entry.
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[WP] Suddenly the earth is invaded by aliens, a zombie virus has been released, robots are rebelling, orcs have arisen once again, a giant meteor is coming towards earth, and there is a second unrelated alien invasion. The only one who can stop it, is a dog in a sombrero.
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[WP] "General Umbrex, you have failed the mission to destroy the meddlesome heroes once again. As second in command, you know the punishment for failure is death. So I must ask, is everything okay at home?"
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