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When I was a kid, a fireman had to come and cut my head free from a fence, all because I thought I could fit.

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My mouth hung in shock as my loving husband confessed to the murder of our children, and explained to the police where their bodies were.

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When I found I was the last survivor in at least an entire city, I thought the silence was the most terrifying thing I'd ever hear.

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Six months in space had made gravity unfamiliar, I'd dropped my coffee three times expecting it to float from my fingertips.

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Her hands sunk to her stomach, "Oh god, something is wrong with the baby, call an ambulance!"

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I awoke in horror to see I only had one arm and two fingers left.

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I didn't expect to fall in love so quickly.

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When I took a job supervising monkeys with typewriters and waiting for Shakespeare, I thought it would be pretty boring.

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I was robbed a by some kids a few days ago, I didn't lose much, but they found my photography studio and exposed all of my developing film.

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My skin was sticking to the sofa and the air was so hot and thick it was hard to breathe.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When I was a kid, a fireman had to come and cut my head free from a fence, all because I thought I could fit.	10866
My mouth hung in shock as my loving husband confessed to the murder of our children, and explained to the police where their bodies were.	2882
When I found I was the last survivor in at least an entire city, I thought the silence was the most terrifying thing I'd ever hear.	1234
Six months in space had made gravity unfamiliar, I'd dropped my coffee three times expecting it to float from my fingertips.	416
Her hands sunk to her stomach, "Oh god, something is wrong with the baby, call an ambulance!"	163
I awoke in horror to see I only had one arm and two fingers left.	122
I didn't expect to fall in love so quickly.	91
When I took a job supervising monkeys with typewriters and waiting for Shakespeare, I thought it would be pretty boring.	89
I was robbed a by some kids a few days ago, I didn't lose much, but they found my photography studio and exposed all of my developing film.	27
My skin was sticking to the sofa and the air was so hot and thick it was hard to breathe.	19