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I’m sunburnt and overly hot, but I won’t sit on my cooling pad, because I’m ginger and stubborn. Can I soo the sun?

173 upvotes • r/legalcatadvice

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My mum always told me that it is a sin to waste food, that you must eat everything on your plate.

124 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Mummy used to hit me if I didn’t clear my plate, she says it’s a sin to waste food

79 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As I lay, paralysed on the kitchen floor, completely unable to move.

49 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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‘Look mummy, no hands’ shouted my 4 year old son, waving his arms at me.

14 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I’m sure you are aware of the stupid right wing riots happening in England

14 upvotes • r/behindthebastards

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Look mummy, no hands

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‘Better safe than sorry’ mum would always say, as she did her nightly ritual of checking ALL the doors and windows were locked, closing all the curtains, ‘you never know who’s out there’

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‘Better safe than sorry’ said mum as she did her nightly ritual of checking ALL the doors and windows were locked, ‘you never know who’s out there’

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Though my husband knows of my life threatening allergy, I still double checked there were no ground nuts in the cookies he made me.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I’m sunburnt and overly hot, but I won’t sit on my cooling pad, because I’m ginger and stubborn. Can I soo the sun?	173	legalcatadvice
My mum always told me that it is a sin to waste food, that you must eat everything on your plate.	124	TwoSentenceHorror
Mummy used to hit me if I didn’t clear my plate, she says it’s a sin to waste food	79	TwoSentenceHorror
As I lay, paralysed on the kitchen floor, completely unable to move.	49	TwoSentenceSadness
‘Look mummy, no hands’ shouted my 4 year old son, waving his arms at me.	14	TwoSentenceHorror
I’m sure you are aware of the stupid right wing riots happening in England	14	behindthebastards
Look mummy, no hands	2	TwoSentenceHorror
‘Better safe than sorry’ mum would always say, as she did her nightly ritual of checking ALL the doors and windows were locked, closing all the curtains, ‘you never know who’s out there’	1	TwoSentenceHorror
‘Better safe than sorry’ said mum as she did her nightly ritual of checking ALL the doors and windows were locked, ‘you never know who’s out there’	1	TwoSentenceHorror
Though my husband knows of my life threatening allergy, I still double checked there were no ground nuts in the cookies he made me.	1	TwoSentenceHorror