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"You're one of the few people who that sign that reads 'memetic field active- this is not your first day' doesn't apply to" my instructor joked, but I didn't laugh. I saw the other sign behind him- "there is no on-site training provided at this facility."

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When I recognized my girlfriend's father as a wanted serial killer I was in disbelief.

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"You're one of the few people who that sign that reads 'memetic field active- this is not your first day' doesn't apply to" my instructor joked, but I didn't laugh. I saw the other sign behind him- "there is no on-site training provided at this facility."	5
When I recognized my girlfriend's father as a wanted serial killer I was in disbelief.	1