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I don’t know what’s wrong with Spot, he used to love bath time!

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“Wake up dear,” mother whispered sweetly in my ear, “It’s your cake day.”

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When I’m in a difficult situation, I always tell myself “The only way out is through”.

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When the pilot announced the plane was going down, I prepared myself to die.

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Mom told me acne was a natural part of puberty.

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I had a weird dream last night about eating some really crunchy potato chips.

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Mommy told me that losing a tooth is nothing to be scared of.

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There’s only one thing worse than being the only ghost among the living-

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The first time I met her, she put such wonderful butterflies in my stomach.

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My stomach won’t stop growling.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I don’t know what’s wrong with Spot, he used to love bath time!	5840
“Wake up dear,” mother whispered sweetly in my ear, “It’s your cake day.”	600
When I’m in a difficult situation, I always tell myself “The only way out is through”.	594
When the pilot announced the plane was going down, I prepared myself to die.	205
Mom told me acne was a natural part of puberty.	121
I had a weird dream last night about eating some really crunchy potato chips.	111
Mommy told me that losing a tooth is nothing to be scared of.	100
There’s only one thing worse than being the only ghost among the living-	53
The first time I met her, she put such wonderful butterflies in my stomach.	45
My stomach won’t stop growling.	44