/u/uncancelthefuture's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“Quit eating up our taxes and try how garbage tastes you homeless fuck.”

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Happy -100th birthday to me.

981 upvotes

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After an hour of boring chat roulette conversations, you land on a stranger whose webcam is focussed on a window looking from the outside.

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The devil appears before a group of pessimists with a bargain: their souls in exchange for the ability to see only the good things in life.

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Despite my gestures of romance and chivalry, you passed me everyday on the same street for an entire year without even a glance.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Quit eating up our taxes and try how garbage tastes you homeless fuck.”	2387
Happy -100th birthday to me.	981
After an hour of boring chat roulette conversations, you land on a stranger whose webcam is focussed on a window looking from the outside.	29
The devil appears before a group of pessimists with a bargain: their souls in exchange for the ability to see only the good things in life.	23
Despite my gestures of romance and chivalry, you passed me everyday on the same street for an entire year without even a glance.	5