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My family was playing Charades at New Year and we were all in stitches at my dad's performance of 'The Walking Dead'.

389 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The air was already a mist of blood and fluids, yet with every head I hit, two more grew back in its place.

150 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[JAN21] The year was 1821 when Solomon sealed himself and his family in their stone cellar to survive the coming Rapture.

99 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My architect wouldn’t listen when I told him I didn’t want a mezzanine.

81 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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I had been faithful to the church all my life, so what I glimpsed through the vestry curtains that day shook my beliefs to their foundation.

54 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I’d only asked what’s for dinner but dad snapped at me, “Quit whining, your mother's cooking tonight!”

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The Council found me guilty and my wife chose the sentence.

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I couldn’t give up on my patient, even after the doctor told me that, despite being fully conscious, he would never move again.

36 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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She stole my heart.

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For months no matter how little and how healthy he ate, he just kept putting on weight.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My family was playing Charades at New Year and we were all in stitches at my dad's performance of 'The Walking Dead'.	389	TwoSentenceHorror
The air was already a mist of blood and fluids, yet with every head I hit, two more grew back in its place.	150	TwoSentenceHorror
[JAN21] The year was 1821 when Solomon sealed himself and his family in their stone cellar to survive the coming Rapture.	99	TwoSentenceHorror
My architect wouldn’t listen when I told him I didn’t want a mezzanine.	81	TwoSentenceComedy
I had been faithful to the church all my life, so what I glimpsed through the vestry curtains that day shook my beliefs to their foundation.	54	TwoSentenceHorror
I’d only asked what’s for dinner but dad snapped at me, “Quit whining, your mother's cooking tonight!”	42	TwoSentenceHorror
The Council found me guilty and my wife chose the sentence.	42	TwoSentenceHorror
I couldn’t give up on my patient, even after the doctor told me that, despite being fully conscious, he would never move again.	36	TwoSentenceHorror
She stole my heart.	27	TwoSentenceHorror
For months no matter how little and how healthy he ate, he just kept putting on weight.	10	TwoSentenceComedy