/u/unimpressivelemon's posts
[WP] Despite the constant theme music and mentors constantly trying to take you under their wing, you refuse to become the protagonist of the story.
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[WP] "If you're here to kill me, please take a number and wait your turn. I'll be with you as soon as I can."
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[WP] "If the heroes could stop destroying the clay pots outside my house to look for low level loot and coins, that'd be swell."
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[WP] Something keeps knocking on your front door at midnight every night. Whatever it is, it isn't human.
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[WP] You wake up one morning to the sound of digging and construction beneath your house, only to remember you don't have a crawl space or a basement.
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[WP] A video has begun to circulate the internet of a giant, tentacled entity floating around the docks near where you live. You decide to investigate it for yourself.
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[WP] "I'm sorry, but for health and safety reasons we can't allow you to park your dragon directly outside the restaurant."
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