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No matter how often I swung my hammer into it, the coconut wouldn't break.

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When I explained it felt like bugs crawling under my skin, the doctors thought I'd used some well-known drugs.

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I couldn't imagine cops kicking the homeless out of train stations in this weather.

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My farts so loud I swear I woke up the neighbors.

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Today I learned, that for those who have two testicles, one hangs lower and is larger than the other. NSFW

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My doctor claims the tumor in my brain soon will start making me hallucinate and lose coherence.

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My old bones need replacing.

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"Smile," he demanded, approaching me slowly, showing off his gun.

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[SEP21] After having eradicated the hostile invasive species, scientists and military worked together to determine its origin.

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The bridge wouldn't close, so the traffic got stuck and the drivers were honking their horns.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
No matter how often I swung my hammer into it, the coconut wouldn't break.	2163	TwoSentenceHorror
When I explained it felt like bugs crawling under my skin, the doctors thought I'd used some well-known drugs.	980	TwoSentenceHorror
I couldn't imagine cops kicking the homeless out of train stations in this weather.	456	TwoSentenceSadness
My farts so loud I swear I woke up the neighbors.	446	TwoSentenceHorror
Today I learned, that for those who have two testicles, one hangs lower and is larger than the other. NSFW	428	TwoSentenceHorror
My doctor claims the tumor in my brain soon will start making me hallucinate and lose coherence.	381	TwoSentenceHorror
My old bones need replacing.	303	TwoSentenceHorror
"Smile," he demanded, approaching me slowly, showing off his gun.	112	TwoSentenceHorror
[SEP21] After having eradicated the hostile invasive species, scientists and military worked together to determine its origin.	91	TwoSentenceHorror
The bridge wouldn't close, so the traffic got stuck and the drivers were honking their horns.	61	TwoSentenceHorror