/u/uniqualykerd's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Right after the winter solstice, the days become longer and the nights shorter.

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In the dark, I stepped into something soft, sponge-like, sticky, that smelled sweet and of decay.

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Damnit, we have to aim better!

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Shhh, don't tell anyone you saw me

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I expected a psycho killer to jump around the dark walls of the hedge maze every turn.

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I'm no stranger to ass play...

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"Hail, Santa," sang the tomtenisse elves.

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No lights, no sound: the cop careened his car around the corner.

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To prove to my coworkers that they weren't any better than me at coming up with inventive ways to murder people,

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My best friend toasted his glass to mine, a little too cheerfully.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Right after the winter solstice, the days become longer and the nights shorter.	13
In the dark, I stepped into something soft, sponge-like, sticky, that smelled sweet and of decay.	13
Damnit, we have to aim better!	12
Shhh, don't tell anyone you saw me	12
I expected a psycho killer to jump around the dark walls of the hedge maze every turn.	12
I'm no stranger to ass play...	12
"Hail, Santa," sang the tomtenisse elves.	12
No lights, no sound: the cop careened his car around the corner.	11
To prove to my coworkers that they weren't any better than me at coming up with inventive ways to murder people,	11
My best friend toasted his glass to mine, a little too cheerfully.	11