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Your bully pins you against the lockers ready to punch you to death so you text your girlfriend on roblox for the last time,

72 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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My dog has been chewing everything up, so I put her in time-out in the laundry room

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I wanted to test out my forbidden creature to salvage the juices of the undead

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“Don’t eat any more organs, Earl! I think the donor had syphilis!” Calls your mom from downstairs.

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I used to be happy, but ever since that night

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Your bully pins you against the lockers ready to punch you to death so you text your girlfriend on roblox for the last time,	72	TwoSentenceSadness
My dog has been chewing everything up, so I put her in time-out in the laundry room	40	TwoSentenceHorror
I wanted to test out my forbidden creature to salvage the juices of the undead	1	TwoSentenceHorror
“Don’t eat any more organs, Earl! I think the donor had syphilis!” Calls your mom from downstairs.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
I used to be happy, but ever since that night	1	TwoSentenceSadness