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“Oh don’t worry, you won’t die for many, many years.”

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Finally, after eating nothing but scraps for weeks, we get to have meat for supper!

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With the tree my wife had asked me to plant over her grave standing tall in my backyard, it was like she was always here with me.

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I hope no finds out about this.

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Come in honey have a seat.

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The dog wouldn’t stop barking, looking up at his master who had just hanged himself in his cabin.

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The micropenis isn’t genetic, so my son should be fine. NSFW

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Oh don’t worry, you won’t die for many, many years.”	76
Finally, after eating nothing but scraps for weeks, we get to have meat for supper!	70
With the tree my wife had asked me to plant over her grave standing tall in my backyard, it was like she was always here with me.	26
I hope no finds out about this.	14
Come in honey have a seat.	10
The dog wouldn’t stop barking, looking up at his master who had just hanged himself in his cabin.	10
The micropenis isn’t genetic, so my son should be fine. NSFW	0