/u/username-rage's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] "You have three wishes" says the genie, "well I'd like some time to think." Replied the person. With that, the genie vanished. Despondent, the person resumed their daily life. 50 years later on their deathbed, the genie reappears "That should be enough time, what are your two remaining wishes?"
6 upvotes
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] In days long past, people would use honeyed bread and special rings to make fairy traps. Today, by sheer coincidence... You've accidentally made one when you placed donuts in your cubicle.
6 upvotes
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] A jellyfish spends it's 500th year of it's biologically immortal life in captivity and reflects on it's existence .
6 upvotes
Mark as read: Add to a list
5 upvotes
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] All alien abductions are actually performed by the extra terrestrial equivalent of the crocodile hunter for an alien nature show.
5 upvotes
Mark as read: Add to a list
[EU] Four different version of the joker (played by ceased Romero, jack nickelson, mark hamill and heath ledger respectively) simultaneously show up to rob the same bank. How do they interact?
4 upvotes
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] Due to a contract dispute the Grim Reaper is on strike. The world is filling up with people who should be dead who just keep on living.
4 upvotes
Mark as read: Add to a list