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[WP] America invents time travel before clean energy. As fossil fuels dwindle, the USA of the past is faced by the reality it's being invaded by a future iteration of itself.
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[WP] A jellyfish spends it's 500th year of it's biologically immortal life in captivity and reflects on it's existence .
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[WP] "You have three wishes" says the genie, "well I'd like some time to think." Replied the person. With that, the genie vanished. Despondent, the person resumed their daily life. 50 years later on their deathbed, the genie reappears "That should be enough time, what are your two remaining wishes?"
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[WP] As your cognitive function rapidly declines, you can barely process the text message: "Sorry... impending... zombification... short staffed... still coming in?"
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[WP] In days long past, people would use honeyed bread and special rings to make fairy traps. Today, by sheer coincidence... You've accidentally made one when you placed donuts in your cubicle.
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[WP] All alien abductions are actually performed by the extra terrestrial equivalent of the crocodile hunter for an alien nature show.
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[EU] Four different version of the joker (played by ceased Romero, jack nickelson, mark hamill and heath ledger respectively) simultaneously show up to rob the same bank. How do they interact?
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