/u/vagabond61's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My son's suicide letter pins all the blame on his girlfriend.

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Despite the scorching sun, the PETA guy followed me home from the leather shop holding the banner "Leather is Inhumane"

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"Can someone please boil a pot of milk before the baby starts crying again?!" yelled out the father.

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After starving for a week, I felt the teeth move in my mouth.

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My 4 year old son is unusually attached to his mother.

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"Lord, give me a sign if it was fair to have killed those innocent sailors in the name of war!", demanded the dejected monk.

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"I'm convinced one of the two friends sitting in 5D and 5E murdered my wife but I'm not sure which one", the captain announced mid-flight.

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The young sergeant was wrongly declared dead in the war.

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[August2020] "You're not me. You don't know what it's like to grow up broken; an orphan!", exclaimed Batman.

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'Below is the secret recipe for the Lasagna that Jimmy absolutely loves'

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My son's suicide letter pins all the blame on his girlfriend.	15348
Despite the scorching sun, the PETA guy followed me home from the leather shop holding the banner "Leather is Inhumane"	584
"Can someone please boil a pot of milk before the baby starts crying again?!" yelled out the father.	165
After starving for a week, I felt the teeth move in my mouth.	154
My 4 year old son is unusually attached to his mother.	150
"Lord, give me a sign if it was fair to have killed those innocent sailors in the name of war!", demanded the dejected monk.	142
"I'm convinced one of the two friends sitting in 5D and 5E murdered my wife but I'm not sure which one", the captain announced mid-flight.	101
The young sergeant was wrongly declared dead in the war.	83
[August2020] "You're not me. You don't know what it's like to grow up broken; an orphan!", exclaimed Batman.	69
'Below is the secret recipe for the Lasagna that Jimmy absolutely loves'	54