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My son's suicide letter pins all the blame on his girlfriend.

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"It was an honour to lead you", announced the Captain as the completely depleted platoon decided to kill itself in the trenches rather than be captured.

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Despite the scorching sun, the PETA guy followed me home from the leather shop holding the banner "Leather is Inhumane"

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"Can someone please boil a pot of milk before the baby starts crying again?!" yelled out the father.

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After starving for a week, I felt the teeth move in my mouth.

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My 4 year old son is unusually attached to his mother.

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"Lord, give me a sign if it was fair to have killed those innocent sailors in the name of war!", demanded the dejected monk.

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'Below is the secret recipe for the Lasagna that Jimmy abosultely loves'

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The shrink cancelled all his appointments to meet the severely suicidal patient.

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"I'm convinced one of the two friends sitting in 5D and 5E murdered my wife but I'm not sure which one", the captain announced mid-flight.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My son's suicide letter pins all the blame on his girlfriend.	15348	TwoSentenceHorror
"It was an honour to lead you", announced the Captain as the completely depleted platoon decided to kill itself in the trenches rather than be captured.	2216	TwoSentenceSadness
Despite the scorching sun, the PETA guy followed me home from the leather shop holding the banner "Leather is Inhumane"	584	TwoSentenceHorror
"Can someone please boil a pot of milk before the baby starts crying again?!" yelled out the father.	165	TwoSentenceHorror
After starving for a week, I felt the teeth move in my mouth.	154	TwoSentenceHorror
My 4 year old son is unusually attached to his mother.	150	TwoSentenceHorror
"Lord, give me a sign if it was fair to have killed those innocent sailors in the name of war!", demanded the dejected monk.	142	TwoSentenceHorror
'Below is the secret recipe for the Lasagna that Jimmy abosultely loves'	117	TwoSentenceSadness
The shrink cancelled all his appointments to meet the severely suicidal patient.	111	TwoSentenceSadness
"I'm convinced one of the two friends sitting in 5D and 5E murdered my wife but I'm not sure which one", the captain announced mid-flight.	101	TwoSentenceHorror