/u/vagueposter's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I get to pack up my office tomorrow.

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I never really was grossed out by cockroaches.

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A friend is letting me stay with them on the condition that I renovate their basement.

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I reloaded the youtube audio of the natural emergency broadcast alarm to spook my neighbors.

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As a person who works with animal bone, I get a lot of questions.

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I saved up so long for my implants, the surgeon offered me a BOGO deal.

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The surgeon assured me I would feel lighter after the procedure

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I heard birds chirping outside, and felt the warm sunlight on my closed eyelids.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I get to pack up my office tomorrow.	32
I never really was grossed out by cockroaches.	26
A friend is letting me stay with them on the condition that I renovate their basement.	21
I reloaded the youtube audio of the natural emergency broadcast alarm to spook my neighbors.	21
As a person who works with animal bone, I get a lot of questions.	20
I saved up so long for my implants, the surgeon offered me a BOGO deal.	10
The surgeon assured me I would feel lighter after the procedure	1
I heard birds chirping outside, and felt the warm sunlight on my closed eyelids.	0